One file. Infinite gremlins. Zero dignity. Maximum eyebrows.
A browser‑based chaos generator that assembles faces like a sleep‑deprived cryptid stylist. It’s a single HTML file because build systems are just vibes with extra steps.
- Open
index.htmlin any modern browser. Yes, even that one. - Click “Reroll” until you laugh, snort, or question your life choices.
- Click “Download” to save a 1200×1200 PNG. Frame it. Or don’t. I’m not your manager.
- Push to
main. The included GitHub Pages workflow does the deployment dance for you. - Wait a minute. Pretend you configured something complicated. Take the credit anyway.
index.html— the entire app, because minimalism is cheaper than devops.screenshot.png— proof this actually works (and that eyebrows matter)..github/workflows/pages.yml— the auto‑deploy button you never have to press.
- Reroll button: a slot machine for facial features.
- 1200×1200 exports: perfect for avatars, questionable for résumés.
- Zero dependencies: ships faster than your attention span.
- Works offline* — if the internet also works offline. See “Fine Print”.
- Is this “AI”? — If combining bits counts, then yes; if you’re asking for a dissertation, then no.
- Will it make normal faces? — Define “normal.” Now lower your standards. There you go.
- Can I add my own parts? — It’s one file. You can add anything. Whether you should is another matter.
- Does it track me? — Only your sins. Kidding. It tracks nothing.
- Why is this so simple? — Because the best dependency is not having any.
- Nothing loads? Your network might be doing interpretive dance. Try again.
- Page won’t deploy? Push to
mainand give Pages a minute to wake up. - PNG looks cursed? That’s a feature disguised as a feature.
PRs welcome. Bonus points for puns, eyebrow-related improvements, and commits that remove code instead of adding it.
- Needs internet to fetch facial bits. Offline mode requires… the internet. Look, I don’t make the rules. Actually I do, and they’re bad.
- No install. No build. Only vibes. Also caffeine.
