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Cursed Face Machine

A freshly conjured goblin

One file. Infinite gremlins. Zero dignity. Maximum eyebrows.

What Is This?

A browser‑based chaos generator that assembles faces like a sleep‑deprived cryptid stylist. It’s a single HTML file because build systems are just vibes with extra steps.

Quick Start (because you’re busy)

  • Open index.html in any modern browser. Yes, even that one.
  • Click “Reroll” until you laugh, snort, or question your life choices.
  • Click “Download” to save a 1200×1200 PNG. Frame it. Or don’t. I’m not your manager.

Publish It (press nothing, win everything)

  • Push to main. The included GitHub Pages workflow does the deployment dance for you.
  • Wait a minute. Pretend you configured something complicated. Take the credit anyway.

What’s Here

  • index.html — the entire app, because minimalism is cheaper than devops.
  • screenshot.png — proof this actually works (and that eyebrows matter).
  • .github/workflows/pages.yml — the auto‑deploy button you never have to press.

Features Nobody Asked For

  • Reroll button: a slot machine for facial features.
  • 1200×1200 exports: perfect for avatars, questionable for résumés.
  • Zero dependencies: ships faster than your attention span.
  • Works offline* — if the internet also works offline. See “Fine Print”.

FAQ (Frequently Antagonizing Questions)

  • Is this “AI”? — If combining bits counts, then yes; if you’re asking for a dissertation, then no.
  • Will it make normal faces? — Define “normal.” Now lower your standards. There you go.
  • Can I add my own parts? — It’s one file. You can add anything. Whether you should is another matter.
  • Does it track me? — Only your sins. Kidding. It tracks nothing.
  • Why is this so simple? — Because the best dependency is not having any.

Troubleshooting (it’s not you, it’s Wi‑Fi)

  • Nothing loads? Your network might be doing interpretive dance. Try again.
  • Page won’t deploy? Push to main and give Pages a minute to wake up.
  • PNG looks cursed? That’s a feature disguised as a feature.

Contributing

PRs welcome. Bonus points for puns, eyebrow-related improvements, and commits that remove code instead of adding it.

Fine Print

  • Needs internet to fetch facial bits. Offline mode requires… the internet. Look, I don’t make the rules. Actually I do, and they’re bad.
  • No install. No build. Only vibes. Also caffeine.

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Cursed Face Machine: one‑file goblin factory. Smash Reroll, adopt chaos. 1200×1200 PNGs.

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